save the whales
and screw the homeless
and dont smoke
it pollutes the smog
the LAPD will save you
even if meschiach wont
meanwhile shop till you drop
keep your passport up to date
and pick a nice place
that offers exit visas home
(olam hazeh and olam baba
are the only choices offered)
as for jews observance is on
occasion tolerated in private
but not encouraged in public
for the goyim
of course theres
television and other teevees
and some schmuck jew pretender
they nailed up because
he didnt get the word in time
that edom was hip to his act
take your pills
look for new thrills
and dont forget
to write birthday cards
to your children
however and fortunately
the plane for yerushalayim
leaves at nine in the
morning on mondays
unless they blow it up at LAX first